Setting up as a modern day DONNER PARTY; there will be no safety equipment whatsoever. Just a hot grill, bourbon, and shot guns. You will be required to sign a liability waiver before boarding.
Because we've got a bunch of whiners; this is weather pending. Slutza, you are only allowed 3 wardrobe changes during the cruise.
Please take a dump and say a prayer before boarding.
There will be a collection for gas money.
2.5 miles from 85 Exit immediate right after Home Center on to Starboard Dr.